We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. So the “best documentary of it’s kind in years” begins with Frank Black reading our liturgy: And he shall narrate horror film documentaries, because that’s certainly better than slumming in a wasteland of straight-to-DVD indie-horror…” “Yea, verily, one will be born among them with a face like an Arizona relief-map and the voice of gravel under foot. Plus it’s got Lance Henriksen as Our Humble Narrator and if ever there was a man chosen by prophecy to narrate this kind of stuff, it’s Frank Black. More the backbone of a college course…or a whole wing of some major university department. God I love living in the future, don’t you? It deserves its own study guide, and that’s exactly what I found on the film’s official website.
Covering almost one hundred years of American horror film history, Nightmares is not a film you watch so much as absorb. While it may or may not be “the best documentary of its kind in years,” Nightmares in Red, White and Blue is certainly the most comprehensive. "Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! You actually paid money for this? Foolish humans!"
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